Clock

CLOCK makes a SOUND TIC TIC....
But listen carefully it is not Tic Tic Tic.

Its real sound is QUICK QUICK,
saying.....

TIME is very precious, use it in The Best way...

Girl's logic

A girl posted a question in whatsapp:

Guys, if i install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?

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Other Girl in a group replied:

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Yes... but it will also become Windows-14.

All boys left group.

Interesting Facts

Interesting things about Friday in 2014.

4/4/2014 :- Friday
6/6/2014 :- Friday
8/8/ 2014 :- Friday
10/10/2014 :- Friday
12/12/2014 :- Friday

The calendar of 2014 is same as calendar of 1997, date & day and even festivals are same.

Who says the time went away did not come back.

ALL

Beverages

Open Your Eye

Husband Wife

Emplyees Poem

employee's poem

JHONY JHONY....YES PAPA!
JOB IN COMPANY....YES PAPA!
LOT OF TENSION....YES PAPA!
TOO MUCH WORK....YES PAPA!
FAMILY LIFE....NO PAPA!
BP SUGAR....HIGH PAPA!
YEARLY BONUS....JOKE PAPA!
ANNUAL PAY....LOW PAPA!
PERSONAL LIFE....LOST PAPA!
PROMOTION INCENTIVE....HA! HA! HA!....

Open your Eyes

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it.

His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.

His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees.

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Carry on with your work!"

Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees.

Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down.

" I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.

"Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."

That's right. Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected. Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.

Husband - Wife joke

Wife: Ever since we got married..........

1. we don't go out
2. we don't out often.
3. you don't give me enough money for shopping.
4. you are not romantic anymore,
5. you don't say I am beautiful anymore,,,,

The man gave out a lengthy laugh and replied, " Did you ever see a politician campaigning after winning the elections?" 

Eye Opening Story

Human beings and frogs are the two creatures in nature who have tremendous power to adjust...

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water...

As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly...

The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature...

Just when the water is about to reach boiling point the frog is not able to adjust anymore...

At that point the frog decides to jump out...

The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it lost all its strength in adjusting with the water temperature...

Very soon the frog dies. What killed the frog?

Many of us would say the boiling water...

But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out...

We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face...

There are times when we need to face the situation and take appropriate action...

If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally or financially, they will continue to do so...

We have to decide when to jump...

Let us jump while we have the strength...

Fact of life

If you Earn your Bread well:
    There will always be people around you to apply Butter!!

Enjoy!!

MARRIAGE LONGEVITY TEST

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it!!

Open both rooms after 2-3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !!

Have Fun

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
        Dear Google,
        please do not behave like my wife...
        Allow me to complete my sentence               before you start 
        Guessing & Suggesting!!

Joke of the Day

How to keep a Wife happy....?

It's really not difficult to make a wife happy.
A husband only needs to be:
1. a Friend
2. a Companion
3. a Lover
4. a Brother
5. a Father
6. a Man
7. a Chef
8. an Electrician
9. a Carpenter
10. a Plumber
11. a Mechanic
12. a Stylist
13. a Decorator
14. a Psychologist
15. a Bug exterminator
16. a Psychiatrist
17. a Healer
18. a Good Listener
19. an Organizer
20. a Good father
21. Very Clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Athletic
24. Warm
25. Attentive
26. Gallant
27. Intelligent
28. Funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Prudent
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. Courageous
38. Determined
39. True
40. Dependable
41. Passionate
42. Compassionate

Without Forgetting to:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Never stress her
49. Never look at other women!

And at the same time, you must also:

51. Give her lots of attention but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. Give her lots of space

Very Important:

54. Never to forget:
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*her favorite color
*her favorite flower
*her favorite gem
*her favorite fragrance
*her favorite memories
*her favorite holidays
*her favorite friends
*her favorite vacation destinations
*her favorite beverage
*her favorite food
*her favorite restaurant
*any arrangement she makes

How to make a Husband Happy?

Just leave him alone...... And he'll be just fine. :)

Snaps of kite festival

Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi flies a kite during the International Kite Festival in Ahmedabad on Sunday. 

Flying Kites

Kite Thread Rills

Happy Makarsankrati!!!

  

       Happy Kite Festival!

                                                               
The symbolism of this festival is to show the awakening of the Gods from their deep sleep. Through India's history, it is said that India created the tradition of kite flying due to the kings and Royalties later followed by Nawabs, who found the sport entertaining and as a way to display their skills and power. It began as being a sport for kings, but over time, as the sport became popular, it began to reach the masses. Kite flying has been a regional event in Gujarat for several years. However the first International Festival was celebrated in 1989 when people from all across the globe participated and showcased their innovative kites.

Just Do It

Have a nice Day

Do something each day to bring you little closer to your dreams.

Thought for the day

Happiness is not something You postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.

Beautiful festive napkin rings

Make your own napkin rings by attaching chillies, rosemary, flowers and thistles to ribbon then tying them around your napkins.